Derick's calling to be an extra on a show, Rodney....
Derick was calling in to be an extra this morning, and this is his story. 'Twas a cold cold night," I am just going to wear what I wear. I live in Tulsa." He said with a sing song voice, a little confident and silly. He listens while smacking his cheerios. "He does it so fast whenever he does the address." He continues to smack in a happy way. "Blue Goose is Oklahoma's TGI Friday. Of course they don't realize there is a TGI Friday in Tulsa already." He now sips his dirty milk and pats the air with his hand softly as if a fly landed on a cloud. "He said 'hick, redkneck or bluecollar worker would work well.' The fairy whispers a sweet song as he cries "Hold on, Love... If you want hicks go to Texas." He smiles a crooked smile and holds the pen firmly between his fingers. "Okay address." Furiosly he writes on an old bulletin paper, crumbled and a bit worn. "Okay Coldfax gate." He says with a